If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?

Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

How do you throw away a trash can?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

The statement below is True. The statement above is False. Which statement is correct?

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?