I jumped on a moster because the voices told me to

> This is funny, don't spoil the fun - keep it
> going............Type out
>
> the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and
> forward to your
> friends....also, send it back to the person that sent it to
> you.
>
>
> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5----- --a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile ph one
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink----------- because I'm crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and h he?????s my
> leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid
> anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!
>
> Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and
> post it on
> your friend's wall Don't forget to send it back to
> the person that sent
> it
> to you! I can't wait to see what you get stuck
> with................
> This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going