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  1. The one problem with giving away all your LE's...
    20th Apr 2014 08:45
    11 years, 3 months & 6 days ago
  2. <3 EEG- Thanks for participating!
    4th Apr 2014 10:36
    11 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
  3. <3 EEG- FINAL EVENT- Angel Vixen and 500k Giveaway
    3rd Apr 2014 10:16
    11 years, 3 months & 23 days ago
  4. <3 EEG: Event 3- Art Contest!
    2nd Apr 2014 10:30
    11 years, 3 months & 24 days ago
  5. <3 EEG: Event 2- Draw! Giveaway!
    1st Apr 2014 09:56
    11 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  6. <3 EEG- WRITING CONTEST! Le/mp, item prizes!!
    31st Mar 2014 13:37
    11 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  7. <3Early Easter Giveaway Event Log *COME HERE*
    31st Mar 2014 08:30
    11 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  8. POST 1- EARLY EASTER GIVEAWAY (PREPERATION)
    30th Mar 2014 21:48
    11 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  9. 2013 Jack O Lantern Pictures
    31st Oct 2013 15:17
    11 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  10. Greedy Gurtrude Log Attempt #2
    29th Sep 2013 21:11
    11 years, 9 months & 27 days ago
Female comebacks.
16 years, 3 months & 14 days ago
12th Apr 2009 21:07


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girls repost this as "Female comebacks."
Guys repost this as "Don't let this happen."

Temple of Transformation
16 years, 4 months & 17 days ago
9th Mar 2009 19:48

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  1. The one problem with giving away all your LE's...
    20th Apr 2014 08:45
    11 years, 3 months & 6 days ago
  2. <3 EEG- Thanks for participating!
    4th Apr 2014 10:36
    11 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
  3. <3 EEG- FINAL EVENT- Angel Vixen and 500k Giveaway
    3rd Apr 2014 10:16
    11 years, 3 months & 23 days ago
  4. <3 EEG: Event 3- Art Contest!
    2nd Apr 2014 10:30
    11 years, 3 months & 24 days ago
  5. <3 EEG: Event 2- Draw! Giveaway!
    1st Apr 2014 09:56
    11 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  6. <3 EEG- WRITING CONTEST! Le/mp, item prizes!!
    31st Mar 2014 13:37
    11 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  7. <3Early Easter Giveaway Event Log *COME HERE*
    31st Mar 2014 08:30
    11 years, 3 months & 26 days ago
  8. POST 1- EARLY EASTER GIVEAWAY (PREPERATION)
    30th Mar 2014 21:48
    11 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  9. 2013 Jack O Lantern Pictures
    31st Oct 2013 15:17
    11 years, 8 months & 26 days ago
  10. Greedy Gurtrude Log Attempt #2
    29th Sep 2013 21:11
    11 years, 9 months & 27 days ago