RANDOM!!
16 years & 14 days ago
13th Jul 2009 19:07 If life gives you lemons throw theme back and say,
"GIVE ME MY COOKIES".
TV
Are you sad of your food falling on the floor?
Now dont fear the food cleaner if here!!
Call this toll free # 1800-444-4444/food!!
Are you bord of poptarts?
Now heres new POPTARTS!!
Its call POPTERDS!!
There shaped like TERD!!
Now with VENELLA AND CHOCALATE!!
FOR A SPECIL PACKAGE CALL THIS # 18000-POPTERDS-6000!!
Now lets see TV shows!!
A girl who thinks a mans beerd is a rat
Hi man with a rat on his face!!
Now lady this is not rat its a beerd!!
Can I pet you rat? Its soft!!
Now this is no rate is a beerd not a rat! Ok lady
Whats the rats name? Softy? Can I keep it!?
FOR THE LAST TIME ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD
AND NO YOU CAN HAVE IT ITS A BEERD NOT A RAT!!!!
MOM THIS MAN WOULND LET ME PET HIS RAT WAAAAA!!!
THE MOM.
ARE YOU NOT LETING MY 5year OLD GIRL PET YOU RAT?!!
WHY MAM ITS NOT A RAT ITS A BEERD!!
So the mom riped the beerd off his face and he never grew on ever again!
Thanks you for reading the RANDOM!!
BYE
About me
16 years & 14 days ago
13th Jul 2009 18:51 My name is Ashley.
I come here for friends.
I love to play football with my brother,
and sometimes with my friend Macytay234.
I LOVE the NEWYORK Yankys.
I love socor!!
Also cheerleading.
Im a fish hater I dont eat fish.
And I love STRWBERRYS.
Thanks for reading about me!
10 BOY TIPS
16 years & 14 days ago
13th Jul 2009 18:46 If these work Im glad these are
good and true of false.
If theses dont work then its the type of boy!
Thankyou for reading.
1. If you like a boy watch out for who it is.
2. If you are dateing a boy be care full
for what he says and does to you.
3. If the boy who likes you follows you tell
someone before talking to him.
4. If you are at a party make sure you dont drink to
much and go with a boy something may happen.
5.Dont go with a boy you dont know.
6.Never go with a boy that you parents arent sure about.
7.If a boy is makeing you do somethings dont do it
if its bad.
8.If your dateing a boy and you go some were make sure you know were your at or something may happen to you.
9.Never mess around with another boy when you with on.
10!! Date a boy who your really love and that cares for YOU!
If you Disagree with theses leave a coments and share your fellings. Thank YOU
Wish Wish Wish
16 years & 14 days ago
13th Jul 2009 18:34 Read this or you will be scarred for life...
*It's good to cry
*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
*Only apply mascara to your top lashes
*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)
*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
*A good friend never judges.
*Boys aren't worth your tears
*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin
*We ALL love surprises!!
*Now.... make a wish!
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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