GIRL COMEBACKS female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words... You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense... 1 That's not right.......................... Sum Ting Wong 2 Are you harboring a fugitive.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3 See me ASAP.......................... ...... Kum Hia Nao 4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum 5 Small horse......................... ........Tai Ni Po Ni 6 Did you go to the beach?................... Wai Yu So Tan 7 I bumped in to a coffee table............ Ai Bang Mai Ni 8 I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat 9 It's very dark in here.........................Wao So Dim 10 I thought you were on a diet........... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King 12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo 13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka 14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15 Great..........................................Su Pah If u understood how to do this, re post it and share the laugh!!!! (FUN-NAY right?!?!?
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [X] You have your own room. [X] You own a cell phone. [X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [] Your parents are still married. [X] You love your family (All of them) [] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 5
[X] You dress the way you want to. [X] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.(another room) [x] You have never been beaten up [X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [X] Your room is big enough for you [X] People don't use you for something you have [X] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 12
[] You have over 500 friends on bebo [] You have pictures onbebo [] Your parents let you have a bebo [] You get allowance/loan. [X]You Collect something normal. [X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe [X]You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 17
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [x] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 22
[X] You know what is going on in the world. [X] You are happy with your life [X] You usually aren't sick. [X] You know more than one language. [X] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [X] You know the words to more than 5 songs [] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 29
Total over all: 29 times it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
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