[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (screen doors are pure evil, espcially at night) [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total = 5
[] You have ran into a tree. [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (OMG how did I not know that....) [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. []You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. total so far = 9
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [] You've fallen asleep in class [] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [] You just laughed. total so far = 2
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far =4
[]You have eaten a bug. []You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(LOTS of things) total so far =2
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [] Your friends know not to use big words around you [] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total so far=4
When you were 8 years old, you r mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking& amp; amp; amp; amp; lt;BRto sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her sh e had no taste.& amp; amp; amp; amp; lt;BR
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
W hen you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
W hen you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation . You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
Whe n you were 19, she paid for your college t uition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friend s.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.An d then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART..
