This is my just blambering on blog. Enjoy.

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OOH! If you are reading this right now, I want you to be aware that I have most likely already read your blog. Okay. So-you must be a pretty cool individual. Or maybe not. Here's some stuff that I'm hoping will entertain you for at least five minutes... here we go.

Indeed.

I really wanted to say that.

Okay.

See, everyone that I meet on this site makes some sort of impression on me. If you make a good impression, I will read every little thing on your account page. If you make a negative impression on me, I will read EVERY little thing on your account, too. But, instead of just reading it, I will make evil jokes about anything I read that sparks the evil jokey part in my brain. So, for instance, if you say, " I LOVE CANDY!!!" I'll be like- what a fat freak. And if you made a good impression on me and you wrote, " I LOVE CANDY!!!" I would think, OMG!!! Me too!!!

Then I would probably maramail you asking what your favorite kind is, and telling you that my favorite is Andes chocolate mint-thingies that taste minty chocolatey fresh but make your breath smell like a dead octopus!!! So, you eat another to conquer the urge you have so that your breath will taste better. And smell better. But you know that this "mint" will have a really bad after-taste so there's really no point in eating another if you don't have some Orbit Maui Melon Mint gum in your back pocket.

For the record: no offense to the octopus lovers in the world. I love them too! They were just the first cool-looking dead animal that popped into my head. See, first I thought about monkeys, and I was like- EW! A dead monkey? That's nasty. So then....
Cardinal? Too birdy.
Squirrel? Nah-I see dead squirrels all the time!
Platypus? What was I thinking? That's my favorite animal!!!
Sponge? Too much blood.
Ant? There is a possibility.
Giraffe? That's just sad.
Zebra? Red, white, and black don't mix well.
Koala? Yes! No....
And then it hit me!

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