The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. --- No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. --- Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. --- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. --- Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. -- The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. -- The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE --- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. --- Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you! --- Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. --- Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! --- The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man." --- Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! --- PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! --- The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. --- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. --- A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. --- Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now! --- And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh realy? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silence<.......... boy- is something wrong? girl- no nothing at all boy- good. girl- ..............how much do u care about me? boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could. girl- u would? boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- realy? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school. boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello? boy- hey girl- oh, hi. boy- y weren't u at school 2day? girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment. boy- are u sick? girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line. boy- ill wait. girl- it may take a while, ill call u later. boy-........alright, i love u hun. very long pause< girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up. boy- what??? girl- its the best thing for us right now. boy- y???? girl- i love u. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. boy- hey dude friend- hey boy- whats up friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately? boy- no friend- so u didnt hear? boy- hear what? friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u...... boy- dude, tell me friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468 boy- ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam. boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend. voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info) voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she??? voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!! voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. boy- omg are u ok?? girl- .................. boy- sweetie!! talk to me!! girl- i.......... boy- u what?? U WHAT??? girl- i have cancer and im on life support boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... girl- they're taking me off 2night boy- y?? girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u. boy- u could never hurt me girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u. boy- ? girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. boy- ........... girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u boy- then y'd u break up w/me? nurse- young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If u dont u dont have a heart..
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Kronk ------- Black Kronk = 640k Blue Kronk = 600k Green Kronk = 600k Grey Kronk = 610k Halloween Kronk = 1.9 mil Mutant Kronk = 1 mil Orange Kronk = 605k Pink Kronk = 620k Prison Kronk = 625k Purple Kronk = 615k Red Kronk = 600k Sponge Kronk = 710k White Kronk = 620k Yellow Kronk = 600k Zombie Kronk = 1.1 mil
Lati ---- Blue Lati = 1.5 mil Green Lati = 1.5 mil Love Lati = 5.5 mil Mutant Lati = 1.9 mil Prison Lati = 1.5 mil + 25k Red Lati = 1.5 mil Yellow Lati = 1.5 mil Zombie Lati 1.9 mil
Mordo ------- Black Mordo = 2.9 mil + 40k Blue Mordo = 2.9 mil Devil Mordo = 3.1 mil + 20k Eleka Mordo = 3.5 mil Elf Mordo = 3.4 mil Emo Mordo = 2.9 mil + 44k Funky Mordo = 3.2 mil Green Mordo = 2.9 mil Hobo Mordo = 4.7 mil Insideout Mordo = 3.1 mil + 50k Mutant Mordo = 3.3 mil Pink Mordo = 2.9 mil + 20k Prison Mordo = 2.9 mil + 25k Purple Mordo = 2.9 mil + 15k Red Mordo = 2.9 mil Royal Mordo = 3.4 mil Superhero Mordo = 2.9 mil + 75k White Mordo = 2.9 mil + 20k Yellow Mordo = 2.9 mil Zombie Mordo = 3.4 mil + 40k
Chibs ------- Angel Chibs = 9 mil Black Chibs = 3.1 mil + 40k Blue Chibs = 3.1 mil Burnt Chibs = 3.1 mil + 20k Chocolate Chibs = 3.6 mil Fairy Chibs = 4.6 mil Furry Chibs = 3.1 mil + 50k Green Chibs = 3.1 mil Grey Chibs = 3.1 mil + 10k Hobo Chibs = 4.9 mil Millionaire Chibs = 3.7 mil Mutant Chibs = 3.5 mil Old Chibs = 6 mil Orange Chibs = 3.1 mil + 5k Prison Chibs = 3.1 mil + 25k Red Chibs = 3.1 mil Royal Chibs = 3.6 mil Seasonal Chibs = 15.1 mil Shaved Chibs = 3.1 mil + 25k Snow Chibs = 3.2 mil + 45k Toddler Chibs = 3.2 mil Water Chibs = 8.1 mil Yellow Chibs = 3.1 mil Zombie Chibs = 3.6 mil + 50k
Ercuw ------- Baby Ercuw = 18.3 mil Black Ercuw = 3.3 mil + 40k Blue Ercuw = 3.3 mil Elf Ercuw = 3.8 mil Fire Ercuw = 6 mil Green Ercuw = 3.3 mil Halloween Ercuw = 4.8 mil Light Ercuw = 3.8 mil Mermaid Ercuw = 3.5 mil Mutant Ercuw = 3.7 mil Plushie Ercuw = 3.3 mil + 30k Prison Ercuw = 3.3 mil + 25k Purple Ercuw = 3.3 mil + 15k Red Ercuw = 3.3 mil Stoneage Ercuw = 3.7 mil Wizard Ercuw = 13.3 mil Yellow Ercuw = 3.3 mil Zombie Ercuw = 3.8 mil
Quell ------ Angel Quell = 12.4 mil Baby Quell = 18.1 mil Blue Quell = 3.4 mil Brown Quell = 3.4 mil + 5k Digital Quell = 3.4 mil + 35k Fat Quell = 3.5 mil + 50k Fire Quell = 6.1 mil Green Quell = 3.4 mil Grey Quell = 3.4 mil + 10k Millionaire Quell = 4 mil Mutant Quell = 3.8 mil Plushie Quell = 3.4 mil + 30k Prison Quell = 3.4 mil + 25k Red Quell = 3.4 mil Robot Quell = 3.5 mil + 60k Space Quell = 3.4 mil + 40k Underwater Quell = 3.7 mil + 50k White Quell = 3.4 mil + 20k Witch Quell = 3.9 mil Yellow Quell = 3.4 mil Zombie Quell = 3.8 mil + 40k
Sindi ------ Blue Sindi = 3.5 mil Cheese Sindi = 6.5 mil Funky Sindi = 3.8 mil + 20k Gothic Sindi = 7.5 mil Green Sindi = 3.5 mil Grey Sindi = 3.5 mil + 10k Love Sindi = 7.5 mil Mutant Sindi = 3.9 mil Prison Sindi = 3.5 mil + 25k Purple Sindi = 3.5 mil + 15k Red Sindi = 3.5 mil Rotten Sindi = 3.8 mil + 50k Shaved Sindi = 3.5 mil + 25k Superhero Sindi = 3.5 mil + 85k White Sindi = 3.5 mil + 20k Yellow Sindi = 3.5 mil Zombie Sindi = 4 mil + 20k
Viotto ------- Black Viotto = 5.5 mil + 40k Blue Viotto = 5.5 mil Bronze Viotto = 5.5 mil + 15k Brown Viotto = 5.5 mil + 5k Eleka Viotto = 6.1 mil Gold Viotto = 5.5 mil + 30k Green Viotto = 5.5 mil Ice Viotto = 6.2 mil + 25k Mutant Viotto = 5.9 mil Prison Viotto = 5.5 mil + 25k Rainbow Viotto = 12.5 mil Recycled Viotto = 6.5 mil + 35k Red Viotto = 5.5 mil Seasonal Viotto = 17.5 mil Silver Viotto = 5.5 mil + 10k Starry Viotto = 9.5 mil Yellow Viotto = 5.5 mil Zombie Viotto = 5.9 mil + 60k
Rofling -------- Blue Rofling = 11 mil Brown Rofling = 11 mil + 5k Green Rofling = 11 mil Ice Rofling = 11.8 mil + 25k Mutant Rofling = 11.4 mil Prison Rofling = 11 mil + 25k Radioactive Rofling = 11 mil + 25k Recycled Rofling = 11.1 mil + 37k Red Rofling = 11 mil Sketch Rofling = 11 mil + 40k Space Rofling = 11 mil + 40k Starry Rofling = 15 mil Yellow Rofling = 11 mil Zombie Rofling = 11.5 mil + 10k
Yuni ----- Blue Yuni = 12 mil Green Yuni = 12 mil Insideout Yuni = 12.2 mil + 45k Mutant Yuni = 12.4 mil Prison Yuni = 12 mil + 25k Red Yuni = 12 mil Toddler Yuni = 12.1 mil Yellow Yuni = 12 mil Zombie Yuni = 12.4 mil + 90k
