Read This


Read this or you will be scarred for life...


*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move


*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*A good friend never judges.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!


*Now.... make a wish!


Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!


WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Female Comebacks

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen