1.You paint your nails 2 times in a row
2.You don't relise your dead
3,You talk to the wall
4.You make facebook groups on how bored you REALLY are
5.You do homework
6.You have someone tell you what to type for a list
7. You talk t6o random people
8.You add random people on facebook
9.You try to figure out the meaning in life (sleeping)
10.You make up random people and make them them a part of your life(a.k.a Bob!!
11.You start random imaginary cconversations in your head.
12.You make up random scenerios to go with the random conversation.
13.You start to "predict the furture".
14.You pretend your a vampire.
15.You play the games on you IPod for hours straight.
16.You start random lists.
17.You lay on your bed looking at the ceiling not blinking.
18.You watch movies with closed captions.
19.You look at evryone's pictures.
20.You comment on evryon's pictures.
21.You come up with a deep meaning for everything.
22.You join facebook groups then never look at them again.
23.You add facebook applications and never use them

1.Speak in improper English like ain???t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2.
Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.
When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.
If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.
When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ???
6.
Randomly raise your hand and say ???The answer is three ???
7.
Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest??? in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.
During a test, tell the teachers `the voices??? are making you cheat
9.
Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.
Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
11.
Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate???s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
12.
If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14.
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I???ll never tell??? and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven???t been allowed to answer a question yet.
15.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did???
16.
Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
17.
Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
18.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
19.
When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
20.
Raise your hand and ask i

1. Spread out, Proceed to start a peanut war [or whatever crisp like food is going]

2. If flying through the night, wait until most of the people in your area are asleep, then yell as loud as you possibly can;
" Sliced bread is sliced, WE DIDN'T LOCK THE FRONT DOOR!"

3. Click the same film as a person near you, fast forward yours, find out the ending, start to make conversation with them... then tell them the ending to their film.

4. Wait until somebody near you goes to the toilet, fast forward their film then act oblivious when they get back.

5. Shout "SNAKES ON A PLANE!" and throw rubber snakes at passengers.

6. Cry. Loudly.

7. Quite simply; "Are we there yet?"

8. Quite simply; "I need a wee!"

9. Put your ipod on quiet but sing aloud.

10. Unplug your earphones so they aren't in anything, proceed to make your own song up, when passengers try and silence you, declare [loudly] that you cannot hear them.

11. Practice hymns with the people you are flying with, make the people surrounding you join in. If they don't become blasphemous.

12. Get a pillow with a hole in it, occasionally squeeze the feathers out of it then eventually ask a steward/ess where the feathers are coming from.

13. Write a book of annoying things to do, discuss this loudly on a plane.

14. Hum loudly, then yell that there's a bee on the plane, then declare that you are severely allergic to beestings.

15. Put your makeup on, then spray the person next to you with your perfume/ cologne.

16. Make whoever is next to you hold your mirror, then refuse to take it back.

17. Spill all of your makeup on the person next to you.

18. Get a sick bag and continually pretend to be sick.

19. Make the nearest passenger to you take a picture, tell them it's not good enough and make them retake it again and again..

20. Sit far away from the aisle, keep getting up from your seat; making sure you disturb all those around you. After about the 20th time of visiting the toilet say: "Sorry, I suffer from incontinence. I just CANNOT control my bowels!"

21. Take a whoopee cushion.

22. Take a recorder in your hand luggage, practice during the flight.

23. Start a band with the people you are flying with, using the afore mentioned recorder, also a harmonica, someone must whistl

1. follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a !"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

1. Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
2. What???s another word for synonym?
3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
4. If Barbie is so popular, then why do we have to buy her friends?
5. What happens if you get scared half to death??? twice?
6. If you can???t repair the brakes, make the horn louder.
7. ???Everything has a purpose", she said for no reason at all.
8. I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disc somewhere???
9. What is a "free gift?" Aren't gifts already free?
10. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
11. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
12. Before they invented "drawing boards" what did they go back to?
13. Chaos, panic & disorder...My work here is done.
14. Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink.
15. Hard work never hurt anybody, but why even take the chance?
16. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going.
17. Fall in love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
18. Friends don't set friends on fire.
19. ???Operator! Quick, give me the number for 911!!????
20. Canyouhelpmefixthespacebaronmykeyboard?
21. Whatdoesthatlongbaratthebottomofmykeyboarddo?
22. Never raise your hand to your kids; it leaves your lower half unprotected.
23. I wonder how deep the ocean would be, without sponges.
24. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
25. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
26. It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and don't say it.
27. There are 3 types of people in this world- those who can count and those who can't.
28. Before you criticize someone- walk a mile in their shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
29. I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friend wouldn't talk to me???
30. He broke my heart; I broke his PS2. Who do you think cried harder?
31. If you make something idiot-proof, He will make better idiots.
32. Life is not a Game.
33. I swear to drunk I'm not God.
34. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
35. Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
36. Sticks and stones may... Oh, gosh he has a gun!
37. You say plz because it's shorter than please, I say no because it's shorter than