38 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!

-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.







-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.






-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.






-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.






-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.






Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method

-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.






-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.






-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.






-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.






-Girls are guys' weaknesses.






-Guys are very open about themselves.






-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.






You don't need to give advice

-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you

-Guys love you more than you love them.






-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.






They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.






If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot

-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.






-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is zing insi

257 Ways 2 Annoy People

>>>>257 Ways To Annoy People!<<<<

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound broccoli is sooo and ask for a date.

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

28.

pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED"

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen