1. Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
2. What???s another word for synonym?
3. I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
4. If Barbie is so popular, then why do we have to buy her friends?
5. What happens if you get scared half to death??? twice?
6. If you can???t repair the brakes, make the horn louder.
7. ???Everything has a purpose", she said for no reason at all.
8. I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disc somewhere???
9. What is a "free gift?" Aren't gifts already free?
10. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
11. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
12. Before they invented "drawing boards" what did they go back to?
13. Chaos, panic & disorder...My work here is done.
14. Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink.
15. Hard work never hurt anybody, but why even take the chance?
16. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going.
17. Fall in love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
18. Friends don't set friends on fire.
19. ???Operator! Quick, give me the number for 911!!???
20. Canyouhelpmefixthespacebaronmykeyboard?
21. Whatdoesthatlongbaratthebottomofmykeyboarddo?
22. Never raise your hand to your kids; it leaves your lower half unprotected.
23. I wonder how deep the ocean would be, without sponges.
24. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
25. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
26. It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and don't say it.
27. There are 3 types of people in this world- those who can count and those who can't.
28. Before you criticize someone- walk a mile in their shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
29. I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friend wouldn't talk to me???
30. He broke my heart; I broke his PS3. Who do you think cried harder?
31. If you make something idiot-proof, He will make better idiots.
32. Life is not a Game.
33. I swear to drunk I'm not God.
34. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
35. Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
36. Sticks and stones may... Oh, gosh he has a gun!
37. You say plz because it's shorter than please, I say no because it's shorter than yes

NO STEALING ANY CHARACTERS, IDEAS, OR ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE!!
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Emmy is my character and the boy at her school(Demetri) is my friend's character. Robin is Emmy's little 3-year-old brother and her mom is pregnant with a girl.
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1st Chapter
Emmy



(Whatever month & date), 2009: Ugg???I finally just got settled in our new house and guess what! We had to move again! So anyways???we are now in ******, **(a town in a state) and I like this house better that the last one???especially since I get my own room! The window faces the gorgeous hills. But Robin will share a room with the new baby once she???s born.

I just came back from school and it was really interesting. The classes are rather hard but the teachers are nice. But the students aren???t. The ???popular??? girls are really mean. I should have seen that coming. There was one dude that didn???t say anything. He???s quiet but at least not mean. And my God! His hair! It was like all black and long but the ends were like pure white. I really want to know where he got that done! Well???I have to go to the store to get some food for dinner for Mom. Then I have homework to do. So bye!

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I walked down the street thinking about the town that my family just moved to. Brushing my hair out of my face, I sighed and looked at the ground. I stopped as there was a little red stone on the ground. I bent down, picked it up and noticed that it was glowing. ???Huh. That???s odd.??? I whispered to myself softly. I straightened up and studied the little stone. I wonder if it is a gemstone. After a while, I placed it in my pocket and continued on to the store. I looked at the bright sun and then at the hills. Shivering at the wind, I hurried to the store.

As the doors to the store slid open, I grabbed a store advertisement and leafed through the pages. A bright ad caught my eye: ???Get 20% off of a camera!??? I grinned and tore the section out. Running over to the produce section, I saw some of the girls from the school drinking some coffee. Slowly, I walked up, ???Hi. I???m Emmy.??? One of the girls giggled and another looked at me as if disgusted, ???Umm???hi???? The girls face cleared, ???Oh ya! You???re that???new girl. Well???uh???we have to go. Bye.??? They turned and walked out of the store leaving me standing there with a tear on my cheek. Why do peopl

You picked up this card from the pile... Six of Spades)
The Zetlian picked up this card from the pile...(Six of Spades)
SNAP!!
You won a Blue DNA!!
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Banzih has put on its new dressing-up costume! Yay!
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You picked up this card from the pile...(Two of Diamonds)
The Zetlian picked up this card from the pile...(Two of Diamonds)
SNAP!!
You won a Blue DNA!!
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Congratulations! Here is a Valentines Gift for you...
Princess X2
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Congratulations! Here is a Valentines Gift for you...
Candy Treats
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Congratulations! Here is a Valentines Gift for you...
Gingerbread Female Costume
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On March 3rd, 2009, Banzih got arrested for using a Science Concoction and got his prison costume. YAY!!
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Congratulations! You found the 'Gigantic Fairy' Hidden Avatar!
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Congratulations! You found the 'Fruit Machine' Hidden Avatar!
You won 50,000MP!
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Thank you for giving my friend a present from me. Here is your reward..
Snowman Twin Trading Card
25,000MP
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Congratulations! You managed to pick up a Marasite Fasoro Plushie!

Name;; Christiana

Gender;; Female

Birthday;; the 23rd

Age;; 16

Siblings;; two of them :slight_smile:

Adopted?;; sadly no

Shows I enjoy;; Fringe, New Girl, Ghost Hunt, EndGame, all FTW

Dream Pet;; White tiger, Fruit Bat, Dragon etc.

Favorite Product Brands;; uh....

Teachers I hate;; none

Subjects I hate in general;; english, Math

Sports I like;; MMA mostly

Bad Habit;; short temper

Hair Color;; Dirty blonde

Eye Color;; Dark Brown

Skin Color;; kinda tanish

Glasses;; sometimes

Favorite Animals;; Umm.. Idk

Dream Marapet;; A Lati or Rofling

Favorite Colors;; Green and Purple.

Favorite Store;; Mostly thrift stores

Favorite Candy;; 3 Musketeers or Twix

Favorite Dinner;; idk

Currently Reading;; uh...the words that i am typing

Favorite Celebrity;; Don't have just one

Dream Job;; I haven't decided that quite yet lol

Favorite Emoticon;;

Favorite Writing Utensil;; Sharpies

Favorite Holiday;; Christmas!!

Favorite part of my birthday;; The presents and turning older

Day or Night?;; Night

Pen or Pencil?;; Pen

Favorite Quotes;; "He's my hero"-Malcolm Reynolds from "Firefly"

Favorite Item;; uh...no idea

Favorite Characters;; uh...fang from Maximum Ride by James Patterson?

Favorite Forum;; Roleplaying

Fears;; old age and being stuck in a box

Foods/Drinks I don't like;; Spinach, Tomatoes,,
Corn beef, Blueberries, Apple Sauce, stew

Cutest Minipet;; Yonce

Original Dream Pet;; Kronk

Goals;;

Get all Glowing Eggs - Not Completed
Get all Photos - Not Completed
Get Costumed Kronk - Completed
Get 1 Million - Completed
Get 2 Million - Completed (03/10/09)
Get 7 Million - Completed (02.09.10) (uncompleted on 02.27.10..dam clam mission)
Get 19 million - Completed (03.25.12)
Get Rofling - Not Completed
Get Recycled Costume for Rofling- Completed!!!!! Thank you lillyallen!!!