Today
I???m Thomas, the Taco Elf. I am currently living in the South Pole, and I hate it here. I can never go back. I was exiled here by Santa Claus himself. He was the one who sent me to the forest, and it was blamed on me when I returned. I wasn???t always known as the Taco Elf. I???m about to tell you why this happened and why I was exiled here.
The Past
I???m sitting making a complex racecar when all of the sudden Victoria bursts in and says ???It???s time for your break!???. I go to my cubicle, get my break snack, eat it, and got back to work. I finish the racecar when I get back and proceed to make some toy horses (ugh My Little Pony, kids these days pshh) and dolls. When the day is almost over I see a curious request, a taco. I have heard of Tacos before but it was an odd request. Still, I go to the bakery and conjure up what I can. I made quite a masterpiece if I do say so myself. I go back to the toy making room; I wrap it and send it on its way to the preserving and the distributing department. Today was a fine first day.
Months pass, and people always think that I am just a Taco Elf, but I???ve never even tried one. I have only made one taco in my lifetime.
One day, I receive the letter of achievement/exceptionality/greatness/failure. I open it and see I???m summoned to Victoria???s office. Victoria is the lead elf of our millennium and she is the chief of both the toy making and the preserving and distributing department. ???I???m getting fired,??? I think, ???it is probably because of the work I did on that fairy doll back there.??? I go to her office hoping it was just an infraction, but when I get there I see Santa himself. I know now that I???m doomed; Santa only comes down here when elves do terrible in their fields of work. ???The doll wasn???t bad enough to be humiliated in front of Santa was it???? I think.
???Thomas, you do know why you???re here I am correct???? Santa says,
I nod my head as he hands me an official looking piece of paper. ???This is it??? I think, ???I really loved working with Santa??????, but when I open it I see I???ve been promoted to the head of T17, my toy making unit. I faint.
The next day, I go to the toy making department to find I have a new office. I???m told I am the head of T17, the biggest and most important unit. I walk to my new office to find a normal looking office in the window. I open the door and step in; it is perha
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