~The Crazy Test!

Have you ever....

1.Tried to lick your elbow? [x]

2.Picked your fingernails with your teeth? [x]

3.Chewed gum even though there was no flavor? [x]

4.Dressed like a zombie because you felt like it? [x]

5.Pulled out an eyelash? [x]

6.Screamed because you felt like it? [x]

7.Had a sophisticated conversation with yourself? [x]

8.Had a conversation that went from 'guns' to 'roses' in 20 min?

Female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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