Well, I've had an awful lot to rant about for a while now, so I'd better get it out before I unleash it all on some innocent newbie who accidently broke a rule.

First off, what's with the hypocrites? And not just the members, it's actually kinda staff. I mean, in the rules, it says nothing sexual or anything pertaining to that should be on here, posted anywhere, and yet a lot of the advertisements are full of innuendo. I want that to stop. Wether or not under 13 year olds are on forums or not, they still see advertisements.

Another thing about people against skinny pets. Shut up. What kid is gonna look at a skinny fassie with the ribs sticking out and looking all gross, with sad eyes and say 'Oh, that's hawt. I wanna look like that.' Quoted from midkitten: 'The kind that needs psychiatric help.' What about the devil and angel pets? Are you saying it's okay to be a devil, or worship the devil? What if someone doesn't believe in Heaven? What happens with the Angel pets? Emo costumes? Is that poking fun at emo's? What about Christmas Pets? Not everyone celebrates Christmas. You could poke fun at every other costume in some way. Fat pets? You making fun of fat people? Obese? Disgustingly overweight, however you want to put it? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Also, the magical boosters. THEY'RE NOT STEROIDS. Just don't even go there.
It's the internet you guys. It's all pixels. Just chill out and stop acting like a bunch of P.E.T.A hippies.

I hate the lack of rule enforcement around here. People are breaking rules all the time. Just recently I reported someone for writing certain disgusting words, and I didn't see any kind of punishment going on. I still saw 'em posting on forums, mailing, all that. No punishment. WTHeck? Huh?I think that rule breakers should get ONE (1) warning on here. After that, a ban. It's disgusting. You lay down some rules, don't enforce them. Then there's all these unwritten rules most of us don't know about. :confused: Really Staff, you're doing a great job as it is, but you could definitely be doing better. Hire more staff, now that Rico and Sirensong are gone. Make Mara even better than -those other petsites-.

'Randomness'. Totally overrated. I've heard someone say randomness is what keeps the world alive. The problem is everyone seems to want to be random. Which is annoying, which makes random overrated. Only the people who are honestly random and just have new quirks at the spur

Bread Facts
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

6. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

7. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

8. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

9. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

10. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.