We Have A Secret

We have a secret, you and I
that no one else shall know,
for who but I can see you lie
each night in fire glow?
And who but I can reach my hand
before we go to bed
and feel the living warmth of you
and touch your silken head?
And only I walk woodland paths
and see ahead of me,
your small form racing with the wind
so young again, and free.
And only I can see you swim
in every brook I pass
and when I call, no one but I
can see the bending grass.

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PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN .

january-i kicked
febuary - i licked
march- i proposed to
april- i killed
may- i screemed at
june- i kissed
july- i smelled
august- i milked
september- i loved
november- i played with
december- i gave peanut butter to

pick the day

1- johnny depp
2- a fluffly rainbow llama
3-a old lady
4-charlie the unicorn
5-a goat
6- Jeebus
8- a cats butt
9- your face
10- john mcain
11- elmo
12- your mom
13- a happy pigeon
14- luke sky walker
15- my sister
16- a pretty monkey
17- a donkey
18- an alien
19- peter pan
20- my mom
21- a water bender
22- a baby
23- a gorilla
24- a person
25- a diseased fly
26- a happy hobo
27- a man i didnt know
28- a hippie
29- za worm named jose
30- a pink nose ring
31- a birdie

the color of shirt your weir ing

blue- beacause i needed to
orange- beacause that old man iz my leader

pink-a little girl said to
grey- cause thats just how i role
black- cause i ain't emo
red- cause i have seriose problems
perple- cause i like cheese
Green- becuz i really want a horsy
Yellow- so i could make a pie

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen