NOT, I'm a TEEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE

Its pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"

"im getting married"

"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"

The Basics
1.) Your name: Evelynn L
2.) Nicknames: ev, evy stuff like that. most of them from my family
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: not realy
4.) Location: Pennsylvania, USA
5.) Age: 15
6.) Birthday: May 15
7.) Zodiac sign: Taurus
8.) Parents names: Jessica and Michael
9.) Siblings?: Two sisters one brother
10.) Pets: none
11.) Number of rooms in your house: bedrooms: 5 bathrooms: 3 1/2 others: basement, living room, family room, laundry room, dining room
12.) Religion: no, idk
13.) If so-practicing?: i said no!
14.) Male or Female?: Female
15.) Is your family close?: i guess. some friends are like family


What are your favorite
16.) Foods: lasagna, mi absolute fav
lasansna 17.) TV shows: So You Think You Can Dance
18.) Movies:Twilight Saga movies and any movie w/ Will Smith in it.
19.) Actors: Will Smith and that hottie named Taylor Lautner
20.) Actresses: don't have one
21.) Books: anything that looks interesting
22.) Artists: idk
23.) Types of Music: a like a bit of everything
24.) Video Games: i have a DS that i rarley play
25.) Computer Games: idk . . .?
26.) Outfits: aeropostale. . . anything comfy/sweatpants!!!
27.) Stores: WALMART<3 haha
28.) Sports: cheerleading, i want to do track an
29.) Colors: PURPLE!!!! y BLUE!!!
30.) Numbers: 3
31.) Websites: youtube, marapets, project playlist
32.) Cartoons characters: TOM & JERRY!!!
33.) TV Channels: FOX gotta have my reality T.V!!!!!1
34.) Made For TV Movies: not really

35.) Comedians: Will Farall (sp?)
36.) Comediennes: uhhh. . .
37.) Hair products: hair mousse!!!
38.) Makeup Products: don't wear any
39.) Kind of Pens: glitter
40.) Kind of Shows: Dont matter.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: earrings and necklaces
42.) Kinds of Soap: lever, fancy kinds sometimes
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: tresseme, sunsilk
44.) Game Systems: DS
45.) CD s: who has those anymore 'sides my lil sister? i gotta a ipod tho
46.) Snacks: COOKIES!!!!!
47.) Past times: ????
48.) Things to do on the weekend: shopping, hang with friends, go to games
49.) Magazines: people
50.) Animals: puppies!!! there so cute

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: aeropostale
52.) Favorite sweatpants: i have 3 navy ones but different styles
53.)

These are from Google,so if there is anything Inapropriate its their fault.
lol enjoy xx



1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone

From Kelcy: I think this really shows what guys really feel like. We really don't give guys enough credit. Not all guys are pigs. There are some really sweet guys out there.

From Kenny: This is so true. Girls need to know we're not as complex as we seem.



We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us angry.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 A.M. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with, 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I woulndn't like it e

OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...

1 That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong
2 Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3 See me ASAP.......................... ........ Kum Hia Nao
4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum
5 Small horse......................... .............Tai Ni Po Ni
6 Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan
7 I bumped in to a coffee table................ Ai Bang Mai Ni
8 I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat
9 It's very dark in here..........................Wao So Dim
10 I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King
12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15 Great.......................................... Su Pah

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