OK, no more Mr nice guy.

I am SICK of people lying about pet trades and reporting each other all over the place to try and rip each other off blah blah blah.

You are welcome to report a scam to me if one exists. I will do my best to help you..

BUT, be warned-
IF YOU REPORT SOMEONE SCAMMING YOU ON A PET TRADE AND I FIND OUT YOU WERE LYING TO ME, then this is what I will do:
I will take your very best pet. Yes, that lovely chibs or mordo or quell with enough books to do tarquin missions and that you've been training for ages. And do you know what I'll do with it?
I'll make a GREAT BIG TOPIC IN THE PETS FORUM
And I will GIVE IT AWAY TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIE TO STAFF.
So there.