Be someone who has never heard of the feminist movement [ ]
Have serious codependency issues [ ]
Be the product of some crazy lady's mind [ ]
Have serious daddy issues [ ]
Be willing to be impregnated with a freak [ ]
Love werewolves (but not as much as sparkly vampires) [ ]
Be willing to lie in a forest and go totes insane when I dump you [ ]
Be a female (not a huge must, but it is a bonus) [ ]
If you have answered yes to at least 5 of the above, send me (the amazing Eddie Cullen) a mail ( title it 'I is be your Bella?' ) with why you think you should be my Bella.
The prize is an eternity of being an Emo, codependent, mother to a freak and wife to a sparkly monster.
(((if you take this entirely seriously go away... I don't want to be your albino luvr)))
16 years, 1 month & 27 days ago
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you Edward bby.
