[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
Total so far: 2
[X] You have ran into a tree
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You just tried to sing them
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
[ ] You have choked on your own spit
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
[ ]People have called you slow.
Total so far: 6
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling
[X] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
Total so far: 8
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[X]You use your fingers to do simple math
Total so far: 12
[ ]You have eaten a bug
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Total so far: 12
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total: 16/38 (I think)