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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128OOc;
    Me cames up with something funneh:
    2:00 AM before the First day of school
    IVy: Lunch?
    Everyone except for Black: Check
    (after a list of school supplies)
    Black; OOOOOOOOOOO COOKEH *tackles and eats cookie eraser*
    Ivy: Era- BLACK! YOU MOTHER F***ING RETARD OF A CREATURE! YOU ATE THE ERASER.
    Black*Regurgitates Eraser into hand and offers to Ivy* It didn't taste good anyhow!
    Ivy: *Groans and facepalms* FINE then I get you're eraser.
    Black: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANTZ MEH TACO ERASER!!!!!
    Ivy: TOO BAD
    Black *growls and turns into dragon about to tackle Ivy*    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123ooc// there are no internet acronyms for how hard i'm laughing right now epic dannie thats needs to go in a hall of fame blog of some sort 😆Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128Ooc;
    😆 Iknorite?
    Well,I actually originally wrote it in paragraph form,from mah retards perspective.    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123ooc//
    😆 thats gotta be funny too

    BIC NAU    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"Well,then,I'll go grab you some Panther meat,"Anna grinned,gesturing towards Shade and Obsidian. "FLEA BAGS!!!!! I NEEDZETH JOOR HELP!"Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123"I DON HAZ FLEEZ NO MOAR!!" Obsidian yelled back
    The quints started giggling randomly and out of nowhere ran off in different directions.
    "JOO KRAZEH??!!! THERE BE FLAMIN BIRDEH IN HITHAR VEREH FAST IFS I HAZ PANTHA MEET!" Kex shrieked diving to Anna's bed and hiding between the mattresses which of course looked ridiculous because he was too big and the top mattress hovered several inches above the bottom one.    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"AWWW! WELLZ DEN JOOZ CAN HAFF DA HUMAN MEAT. Aaannnnnnd, I don't want Zixis zapping me 'cause I stuffed a dead human in his closet...."
    Anna shrugged,and skipped out of the room.
    "Soooooooo," Lexa mused,sitting ontop of the upper mattress, and Kex. "This is where Annah lives nau???"    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123Kex muttered something about Lexa farting into the mattress.

    there was an explosion from the general direction of the kitchen closely followed by Ivy swering about the toaster "eating" her waffles.

    Zixis walked along the wall in the hallway using the same spell he used to stand on the bottom of a tree branch. He casually swung through Anna's doorway ducking almost in half so he didn't crack his head on the door jamb. "Hey Ann- OH MAH GODZ NEW PEOPLEZ!!!" He ran across the wall towards Lexa.    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128Keagen groaned. "MORE people?!" He sighed, as Lexa grinned.
    "HELL YEAHZ WE BE NEW PEOPLEZ!!!!"
    She shouted crazily hopping off of the mattress.    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123"I LUFF JOO NEW PEEPLEZ!!!" ZIxis yelle jumping off the wall and tackle hugging Lexa grinning hyperly, "JOO MUST MEET IVEH SHE BOSS BIRDEH!" he yelled.
    Kex rolled his eyes, "Don't mind him we don't get new people here often because he scares everyone half to death."    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128Keagen sighed,"I'm Keagen,and that's Lexa." He smiled slightly,
    then groaned when Lexa shoved Zixis off of her,then tackled him.
    "KEAGEN JOO ISH RUININ MAH CONVO WITH DA KEWLISH PEOPLEEEEEEE."    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123Zixis grabbed Keagan and Lexa by the arms and ran out into the hall,"JOO MEET IVEH!!" He yelled running up the wall and onto the ceiling to avoid the mob of humans like it was the most natural thing to be running on the ceiling.Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"ACKZ I'M NAWT PART BAT YA' KNOW!!!!"
    Lexa shrieked,"IN OTHER WORDS I DUN LIKE HANGING FROM TEH TOP OF THINGS!!!!!!"

    Anna ran back into her bedroom,with the dead human for Kex,
    "Here you go!!!!" She smiled,"I'll cook it if you'd like,"    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123Kex's face scrunched up, "I don eat not cooked stuff unless I'm in bear form..."

    Zixis shrugged and dropped from the celing, all three of them started quickly falling to the floor and mass of drunk humans.    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"May I mention /not/ to scare this one?" Murmured Keagen,"Or she'll literally drop a stink bomb."

    "HELP MAH HELP MEH!!!!" Lexa squealed, falling head-first,and flailing her arms,as if she'd stop falling by doing so.

    "WELL THEN TURN INTO A POLAR-FREAKING-BEAR. And then eat the human,I wouldn't mind." Anna smiled,interested.    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123Kex groaned, "Fine! fine..." With a sigh Kex focused on becomeing a polar bear, the mattress raised to several feet above the bottom mattress as Kex's form phased from man to bear.
    Bear Kex just sat there for a few seconds. Then suddenly his nostrils flared and his eyes locked on the dead human. With a low growl he lunged at it and sank his teeth deeply into the flesh.
    Zixis grabbed onto both Keagen and Lexa again. This time they stopped falling and just hovered in midair about 3 inches off the ground. With a bigg grin on his face he dragged them quickly into the kitchen, "IVEH IVEH!!! CAN WE KEEP EM!!"

    Ivy hurrled the toaster at the wall about half a foot away from Keagan, "I TOLD YOU!!" She yelled stomping over to the toaster and beating it with a sledge hammer, "NO MORE HUMAN PETS!"

    "But IVEH!! DEES-" Zixis began shoving the new peoples towards Ivy,
    "I SED NO PINKEH!"    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"How does it taste?" Anna asked,curiously."ANNNNNNNND I thought you'd be a bit more stubborn about eating it,"

    "I'M NAWT A HUMAN!" Lexa called with a pout,"So,person,is dis the flaming birdy you told us about????"    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123Zixis quickly ducked and pulled Lexa down in time to see the sledge hammer go flying over their heads.
    "IM NAWTTA BIRDEH!!!" Ivy yelled, "GET THAT THROUGH YO DAMN THIK SKULLS!!"

    Kex didn't look at her, At this point he had forced himself into animal instinct mode. If he saw something or thought of something to hard that was more of human interest than bear he would begin to taste what he was eating and probably make a mess on Anna's floor.    Reply
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  • dannie1128 0 dannie1128"DAT BE WHAT ZE OTHER PERSON TOLD ME!!!" Lexa retorted,pouting. "DUN BLAME MEH!"

    "Well,I'm gonna go down and figure out how the hell these people KNOW me..."
    Anna smiled again, and quickly kissed Kex's ear before going downstairs.    Reply
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  • kittyme123 0 kittyme123At the touch of her lips on his ear a tingle jittered up Kex's spine. The raw flavor of the meat suddenly tasted disgusting.He choked on the mouthful he had been chewing on and forced himself to swallow.

    Ivy rolled her eyes, "No more pets, Zixis."
    "But Iiiivyyyyy." Zixis whined
    "I sai-" Ivy started to reply but zixis quickly cut her off,
    "I'll take car of her! I'll feed her and give her water and juice and beer and stuff and clean her room and make her bed and do her homework and-"
    "OK!!! FINE YOU CAN KEEP IT!!" Ivy yelled clamping a hand tightly over the elf's mouth.    Reply
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