Akon died cause that girl was so DANGEROUS!!!

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!

Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!

Who killed Alicia Keys? No One!

Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!

Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!

Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!

Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!

Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!

Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!

Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!

Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!

Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!

Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!

Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!

The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!

The Cat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!

Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!

Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Damn Door on them!


J Holiday died cause he went to bed too fast!

Vanessa Hudgens died cause she missed SneakerNight!

Britney Spears FINALLY died cause nobody Gave Her More!!