Month you were born:

Jan- I jumped over
Feb- I licked
March- I made out with
April- I jumped
May- I slept with
June- I kicked
July- I bit
August- I attacked
September- I stalked
October- I ran over
November- I sniffed
December- I slapped

Third Letter In Your Last Name:

A- your mom
B- a chocolate cake
C- a hobo
D- the president
E- Crazybrennet12
F- a sharpie
G- my cellphone
H- my dog
I- the couch
J- a feather
K- some jello
L- a model
M- Brittney Spears
N- a vampire
O- Edward Cullen
P- a bike
Q- your science teacher
R- a tree
S- a bowl of maccaroni & cheese
T- a picture
U- the ground
V- a bouncy ball
W- a skeleton
X- the moon
Y- a pig
Z- some bacon


Day you were born:

1- because I'm cool like that
2- because that's hot
3- because I'm special
4- because your face is ugly
5- because it was blue
6- because it smelled good
7- because she looked at me
8- because that's how I roll
9- because I'm popular
10- because I can do whatever I want to
11- because the sun is too bright
12- because I'm tired
13- because it's silly
14- because it was fun
15- because math is stupid
16- because reading is fun
17- because I love cheese
18- because she's weird
19- because I love the sea
20- because he's hot
21- because I love that song
22- because I have problems
23- because I LOVE oranges
24- because monkeys are stupid...like math
25- because it was supposed to be fun
26- because I didn't think anybody was looking
27- because pumpkins are orange
28- because doggies are cute
29- because I'm from atlantis
30- because the square route of 16 is 4.
31- because christmas time is here.

Now post what you get.