The Etch-A-Sketch Instruction Manual
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: How do I create a New Document window? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? 
A: Don't shake it.