Missions :
Trotter = 1/30
Ublish = 1/30
Circus = 30/30
Tarquin = 2/30
Trotter = 1/30
Ublish = 1/30
Circus = 30/30
Tarquin = 2/30
69 JenShe goes well OTT 'YOUR CHEESE SLICE COULD DESTROY THE WHOLE OF NEW ZEALAND'S ECONOMY. OUR WHOLE COUNTRY RUINED. BECAUSE OF AN UNDECLARED CHEESE SLICE!!!!!!!!' 69 Jen'YOU MUST TELL US IF YOU HAVE FOOD IN YOUR LUGGAGE SO I CAN SEE YOUR CHEESE SLICES AND CHECK THE CHEESE SLICES!!!!!!!!' 69 JenAs though the passenger was thinking 'HAHA, YEAH, LET'S RUIN NEW ZEALAND AND EVERY PERSON IN IT BY TAKING UNDECLARED CHEESE INTO THE COUNTRY' 69 JenWhen really they were probably thinking 'Hmmm, I quite like this cheese, let's take some when we go on holiday to make some nice sandwiches for a picnic' 69 JenBut no, Rita takes things personally 69 JenEvery undeclared cheese slice is an attempt to kill her family with foreign cheese slice germs 69 JenThis dude stood and argued for over two hours about some salami he'd decided to take on holiday with him 69 JenHis wife is standing there holding his crying kid and he's throwing a fit because HE BOUGHT THAT SALAMI AND IT'S HIS! 69 JenMore importantly, who the hell takes salami on holiday with them? 69 JenThere was a dead sweet story yesterday 69 JenThis American dude had gone to Australia to meet his internet sweetheart 69 JenHe shows up with a giant teddy bear and $30 69 JenSo of course they ki.ck up this huge fuss about how he's going to support himself for a long holiday with $30 and a huge teddy bear 69 Jen(Hilarious thing btw, they're so strict about letting people they suspect might work illegally into the country and it turns out a guy on a tourist visa was working... DRIVING AN AIRPORT SHUTTLE) 69 JenBut anyway, they phone the American dude's Internet sweetheart 69 JenAnd she says she wasn't expecting to support him and all she'd said was 'would you like to travel around Sydney?' 69 JenAnd this American guy was planning their futures together and it was SO obvious she didn't like him in that way 69 JenSo she goes to the airport and she's crying because he's got the wrong end of the stick so badly, he's basically missed the stick by about a mile 69 JenBut she agrees to support him while he's out there 69 JenAnd off they go together but HE'S STILL CARRYING THE TEDDY BEAR
