choose the month you were born in: January- i danced with Febuary-i peed on March-i ate April-i hugged May-i licked June-i kissed July-i burned August- i kicked September-i ran over October-i smelled November-i scratched December-i adopted
Now chose the day 1- a hobo 2- a a baby 3-a retard 4-a log 5- dog crap 6- carrie underwood 7- a bottle 8- a diper 9- an arm 10- a leash 11-a leach 12-the hobo on the corner 13- a bar of soap 14- soup 15- the mall 16- your roof 18- seven fat guys 19- my math homework 20- a freak 21- a TV 22- my stapler 23- a braclet 24- a peice of candy 25- a fat lady 27-my finger 28- your mom 29-your cat 30-an aligator 31- a fur coat
now what color shirt are you wearing? blue- cause i can red- cuz your a retard green- cuz thats the way of life purple- cuz my oreo left me white- cuz myspace blew up grey- cuz i want my mommy yellow- cuz im wrapped in bubble wrap other- cuz my dog ran into the wall none- cuz a roof killed my banana
17 years, 9 months & 6 days ago
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