-Noms you-
Well, you shouldn't have read it.
The questionable affections of Missah Bear and Eeyore have yet to be found out. They're currently being questioned by well known gossip, Bertie Bear, with help from Squishy the pig pillow. They're working on their 'good cop/bad cop' routine.
We're not getting too far at the moment, I will be checking up on them soon. But, if it is as we currently expect, we wish them both luck for their future together.
If your mugged friend gets any more protective I will probably strangle him. He's far too protective as it is. And your husband will be jealous of him remember?