LOL! FUNNY! Here's a short funny story i hear once, but i put my own variations on it.
A lady on the 12th floor of an apartment building got a call one late night. "Hello" she said into the phone. "I am ze Viper. I will be zer in twelve minutes." The man said. The line went dead. The lady panicked. She called the police. "A man called the Viper is coming in twelve!" All she heard was insane laughter. A few minutes later, she got another call. "I am ze Viper. I am in ze elevator..." She called the police to hurry. Again, laughter is all they were capable of. Then, a knock at the door. Thank goodness, she thought. The police must be here! When she opened the door, she stopped dead. "I am ze Viper. I am here to vash and vipe yer Vindows."
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