Don't mail me about clubs
Don't randomly friend me
DO NOT message me saying it'd "mean the world to you" (or anything similar) if i'd give you my pets
Don't try to make fun of me for my username
I made it when I was 13
Cut me some slack
You try to, youre immediately blocked.

@Staff: I have multiple computers in the house and a phone I login to; I also am heading back to school soon so I'll be logging in there too. Thanks