FAQ

Q: Are you single?
A: No, go away, leave me alone.
Q: Can I be your BFF?
A: I have 3 if I really wanted some. I love them to pieces, no matter how many stupid and pointless fights we ever may have.
Q: Is this blog directed at me?
A: It depends. Do you ask these moronic questions?
Q: Can I maramail you about trading...?
A: I prefer you didn't unless it's really a good offer.