Dear Staff.

Amable is my girlfriend. She created this account for me on her IP because Im lazy and wouldn't go get my laptop. She also told me to write this and Im following her word for word while I type because gotta keep my girl happy and stuff.

We won't share accounts, but she might send me clothes because she doesn't want me looking ugly on this pet site. Please don't ban her I don't want to hear her complain for months. Man you know how females get.

Thanks, Ian + staff.