Ok, so here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then send it to all your peoples and make them laugh.

1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

5 [ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks

6[ ] You have ran into a tree

7[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow *attempt*

8[ ] You tried to lick your elbow

9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

10 [ ] You just tried to sing them

11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

12 [x] You have choked on your own spit

13[ ] You have seen The the Matrix and still don't get it.

14[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice

15[] You just looked at it

16[ ]Your hair is blonde,dirty blonde, or strawberry blonde

17[ ] People have called you slow


18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling

21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket

22 [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

23 [ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

24 [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

26 [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

27 [ ] You have eaten a bug

28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

30[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand..


31[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like chain-mail(like this one)

32[ ]You break a lot of things.

33[ ] Friends know not to use big words around you

34[ ]You sometimes ti

boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- h

Does heaven have a phone number?
Mommy went to heaven,
but I need her here today.
My tummy hurts and I fell down;
I need her right away.

Operator, can you tell me
how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part?
I don't know where to look.

I think my daddy needs her too,
at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes,
but I really don't know why.

Maybe if I call her,
she will hurry home to me.
Is heaven very far away?
Is it across the sea?

She's been gone a long, long time-
she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her.
I simply don't know how.

Help me find the number, please.
Is it listed under "heaven"?
I can't read these big, big words;
I am only seven.

I'm sorry, operator,
I didn't mean to make you cry.
Is your tummy hurting too--
or is there something in your eye?

If I call my church
maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help
that's where we should go.

I found the number to my church
tacked up on the wall.
Thank you, operator
I'll give them a call.


To Watch You Leaving . . .

is to know such pain, it's jagged edges tearing into my soul. As a stake from the garden tears into the warm, dark earth.

To Watch You Leaving . . .

knowing all the while that never again will I fit myself, warm with sleep, against your solid back.

Nor hear your steady breathing. Or feel the beating of your heart.

To Watch You Leaving . . .

aware in every moment of every day that my dreams, my future; once tied with silken ribbons to yours, will never come to be.

And the mornings once so silent and hopeful, us gazing at the mountains and so gently awaiting forever - are now but small pieces of my past.

To Watch You Leaving . . .

your heart a tight fist of anger and your dry eyes betraying nothing of you. I cry for both of us, my love, because you will not.

To Watch You Leaving . . .

is to know that I've lost my place on this earth. My station. My heart's home. That I will wander, forever a nomad. Alone and afraid. And in my troubled dreams watch you leave, again and again.

For the balance of my days. I feel you in the morning
When at first I awake
Your