From Twilight: "'Please tell me just one little theory.' His eyes still smoldered at me. 'Um, well, bitten by a radioactive spider?' Was he a hypnotist, too? Or was I just a hopeless pushover? 'That's not very creative," he scoffed. 'I'm sorry, that's all I've got,' I said, miffed. 'You're not even close,' he teased. 'No spiders?' 'Nope.' 'And no radioactivity?' 'None.' 'Dang,' I sighed. 'Kryptonite doesn't bother me either,' he chuckled." -- Edward and Bella
From Eclipse: "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." ??? Edward Cullen
From Breaking Dawn: Alice: Ill play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors. Edward: Why dont you just tell me who wins? Alice: I do. Excellent.
"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" ??? Bella
