female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. []You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=4
[x] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. {OMFG THAT IS AWESOME} [x] You just tried to sing them. {crap..they caught me} [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled {lol oops} [x] You just looked at it. {DAMNIT} []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. {*hmph*} total so far=13
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [] You have caught yourself drooling. [] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. {hahaha.....yes} total so far=16
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking {...sometimes?} [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you []You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=20
[ ]You have eaten a bug. {EWWWW i hope not} [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important {homework -.-} [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses) total so far=23
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused {its natural} [x] You have fallen out of your chair before { loads!lol } [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling {OMG I FOUND A BIRD ONCE! it was awesome} i got 27/38 (im blonde lol)
