In the times, when illegal things weren't so illegal Ian was experimented on. He had become many forms, over 25 in fact and because of that... Ian was miserable. He was once a beautiful blue Osafo but now he was merely a flab who could hardly move. So one night he flopped over to the operation portal and programmed himself to be an osafo once more...
And then he became a magnificent British Osafo.