My favorite quotes

Jack: Me I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, Honestly. Its the honest ones you have to watch out for.


Jack: No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Patrick: I can't see my forehead!

Mom Turner: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car?
Dad Turner: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.


"I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts." - Squidward.