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SheepEatingAGiraffe
  1. "Dreamerz Once Upon A Christmas Day One"
    3rd Dec 2011 02:06
    14 years, 7 months & 8 days ago
  2. Self to note.
    1st Jun 2011 00:45
    15 years, 1 month & 13 days ago
  3. VICTORY IS MINE!
    17th May 2011 00:52
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  4. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted
    16th Feb 2011 08:38
    15 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
SheepEatingAGiraffe 7 Comments
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted
15 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
16th Feb 2011 08:38

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
If I was an enzyme, I???d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Baby I'll treat you like my homework ??? I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

Quidditch
My phone must be broken because your number isn't in it.

I've lost my number, can I have yours?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You have been a bad boy/girl, go to my room this instant.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

Have you been on holiday and got sunburnt or are you always this hot?
Bronze Shield 114 years, 4 months & 16 days ago 25th Feb 2012 06:49
 
clever. I like the gravity reference.
Bronze Shield 114 years, 4 months & 29 days ago 12th Feb 2012 18:09
 
Nice!!
Bronze Shield 115 years, 1 month & 23 days ago 21st May 2011 02:29
 
thanks for loving me!!
Bronze Shield 115 years, 4 months & 25 days ago 16th Feb 2011 14:44
 
You should be a poet. I think you have what it takes. All those little jokes will make you more famous than any other poet.
Bronze Shield 115 years, 4 months & 25 days ago 16th Feb 2011 11:44
 
what are they the scienceish compliments?????
Bronze Shield 115 years, 4 months & 25 days ago 16th Feb 2011 10:52
 
Too lazy to read it xD
Bronze Shield 115 years, 4 months & 25 days ago 16th Feb 2011 09:55
 
  1. "Dreamerz Once Upon A Christmas Day One"
    3rd Dec 2011 02:06
    14 years, 7 months & 8 days ago
  2. Self to note.
    1st Jun 2011 00:45
    15 years, 1 month & 13 days ago
  3. VICTORY IS MINE!
    17th May 2011 00:52
    15 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
  4. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted
    16th Feb 2011 08:38
    15 years, 4 months & 25 days ago


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