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SheepEatingAGiraffe
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
If I was an enzyme, I???d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Baby I'll treat you like my homework ??? I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
Comments (7)
  • pultra 0 pultraToo lazy to read it 😆
  • pompom234 15 pompom234what are they the scienceish compliments?????
  • coolchic12489101 0 coolchic12489101You should be a poet. I think you have what it takes. All those little jokes will make you more famous than any other poet.
  • vanessa857 15 vanessa857thanks for loving me!!
  • Ease 34 EaseNice!!
  • ringo 48 ringoclever. I like the gravity reference.
  • Quidditch 18 QuidditchMy phone must be broken because your number isn't in it. I've lost my number, can I have yours? Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You have been a bad boy/girl, go to my room this instant. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. Have you been on holiday and got sunburnt or are you always this hot?
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