AF Poem

made by enchantinglyshy

There is a place called AF
and it is a scary place indeed
so before you ever venture there
take this warning and heed

Because all of those in there
are mentally unstable
one likes to kill Unicorns
and another believes he is a table

So here I am and will tell you a bit
about each of these creepers
so don't every say
Miss Shy isn't a keeper

Indygo had a fetish for worms
Middy liked the fish
but Ian liked all monkeys
and ate them on a dish

Chi needs to take some meds
and Mary hates your eyes
and wee Steph was english
and drank tea with her pies

Katie is a murderer,
she likes to stab the bread
and celebrates when the jam squirts out
signaling it is dead

Brandie likes Zebras,
especially when they are dead
and SB loved a Bunny
next month they shall be wed

Nat liked to burn her own skin,
Maurlady liked to live without sin
which really is much weirder
when surrounded by the likes of Gin

Wolfy was a silly one,
but madder than the rest,
even when poor Shy
tried to do her best

MrsRena has a husband
who is also her Dad
if you go by mara names
but no one ever had

QueenKa is actually a Knight
and X laughs at slapped kitties
and MissLeigh had boobies
that were not itty bitties

Gennie is a wild card
no one knows what she may do
but certainly she wont watch
when Jimilee takes a poo

Heather is a strawberry
what do you make of that?
and why does miss Bratty
think she is a cat?

There is more my friends,
and I will warn you in time,
but sit back and enjoy
Miss Shy's warning rhyme
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Ones added throughout the thread:

Lex makes a good point
but the truth still remains
Lex isn't the sharpest spork
in the dish drain

mymysweetiepie is another creeper
I do not know their name which is sad
but judging by the hat with ears
I really should be glad

Bobncat thinks she is a smurf
but we all know it isn't true
she just held her breath too long
and now she is permanently blue

Ari likes to take pictures
of herself in the nude
Victoria is a weird one
but don't tell her as that is rude

Dedicated is a furry
she likes to dress as a bunny
Brinco has a pet named Flo
If it was an Aunt it would be funny

Samara wrote a book
and has her referral on the back
Don't say it is like Twilight
or you will get a smack.

Aliyah posted a random comment
that makes no sense to me
if you do not want to read the thread
exit it and just leave it be.