this is super duper funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 years & 1 day ago
26th Jul 2009 13:45 Obvious warnings and instructions:
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [[But its just a SUGGESTION]]
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." [[hm a no go on the dessert]]
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [[Really I thought it would be cold]]
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [[oh man i was going to]]
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [[That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5 year olds off of those forklifts]]
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [[well where else would I use them?...]]
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." [[whoa, news flash!]]
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [[wow musta taken a genius to write this one]]
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."[[thanks for the tip]]
