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daisy7878
  1. Do you agree with this?
    30th Mar 2009 13:38
    15 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  2. My last will and testement.
    29th Mar 2009 07:51
    15 years, 2 months & 9 days ago
  3. Female Comebacks
    4th Jan 2009 06:24
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. These are hilarious!
    2nd Jan 2009 13:42
    15 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
  5. Agent
    29th Nov 2008 18:53
    15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
  6. Let's chat!
    16th Nov 2008 14:07
    15 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
4th Jan 2009 06:24

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

daisy7878
funny, huh?
115 years, 1 month & 12 days ago 26th Apr 2009 12:40
 
lol...
115 years, 1 month & 14 days ago 23rd Apr 2009 16:33
 
daisy7878
heyy!
115 years, 1 month & 24 days ago 14th Apr 2009 14:40
 
lol
115 years, 1 month & 27 days ago 11th Apr 2009 11:14
 
daisy7878
thx guys!
115 years, 3 months & 7 days ago 28th Feb 2009 05:18
 
I would definatly use theese!..
<3
115 years, 3 months & 9 days ago 26th Feb 2009 10:39
 
lol funny!^0^
115 years, 3 months & 11 days ago 24th Feb 2009 11:52
 
daisy7878
okay, byez!
115 years, 4 months & 27 days ago 8th Jan 2009 17:51
 
Sorry gee. OKAY
115 years, 4 months & 27 days ago 8th Jan 2009 17:51
 
daisy7878
cause your online....??? w/e just go to my other blog okay?
115 years, 4 months & 27 days ago 8th Jan 2009 17:45
 
  1. Do you agree with this?
    30th Mar 2009 13:38
    15 years, 2 months & 8 days ago
  2. My last will and testement.
    29th Mar 2009 07:51
    15 years, 2 months & 9 days ago
  3. Female Comebacks
    4th Jan 2009 06:24
    15 years, 5 months & 1 day ago
  4. These are hilarious!
    2nd Jan 2009 13:42
    15 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
  5. Agent
    29th Nov 2008 18:53
    15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
  6. Let's chat!
    16th Nov 2008 14:07
    15 years, 6 months & 20 days ago