So I guess you came here because what you're looking for wasn't on shop search eh? Or maybe you're too lazy for captchas. I know - the struggle! We have good price, very good, very cheap, finest quality sheets of Egyptian cotton.. You likey? You looky? Special price just for you autoprice is right, you know.
Either way, it's good to have you , we haven't seen you in a long time man, where've you been? You're looking great on it though! Have you been working out? We should totally catch up sometime, coffee, candle lit dinner, whatever.. now are you gonna buy something or do I have to call security?
have a great day, come back soon maybe, hm?