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Every Xoi out there.
A meme I saw on the “Maranet.”
Lunario: (gallops around the block innocently at day)
Also Lunario: (turns into a werewolf at the full moon and kills all Xois (prank). Beware!)
Hey, it’s Lunario. Sorry, okay, I’ll stop running (or galloping) around. Are you here to hear my story? Let’s begin…
I’m a hamster that turned into a pony. Or, a Xoi that turned into a Gonk. How? Well, my Xoi friends were doing a race. They’ve heard a rumour about an Equilor (fish) eating a honeydew melon that people accidentally drop in the ocean. That’s why her name was HoneydewSip. There’s another rumour there’s a Paffuto (Barracuda) named nCoV1 whose eating and drinking habits are bad and contagious. My friends call me Lunario because I bounce a lot when the moon shines at night. And my gender is male. So it stuck. Anyway, the race was not a race. You just bounce to a portal to change your species. I’m energetic, so you can say I “won” the race and turned into a Gonk. But my friends tricked me! There was only 1 portal, and it closed right after I came in.
I’m now prancing around the block to find my friends and prank them back at night. Because hey, why not?