I am a Stalker...

I surely am.

I am overly obsessed with a columnist from a humour site named Daniel. I stalk him daily and follow him on several sites including his personal and professional Facebooks, the main site he writes for, sites he contributes to, his personal blog and constantly watch episodes of a web series he stars in and co-wrote.

Swaim is named after the person who stars in the web series with him. I could not get the name Dan, Daniel or his last name, but Swaim does have 6 Daniel minipets - all named with things pertaining to my stalkee.

Unless you are in to perverse, dirty and adult comedy you would not comprehend his full comedic brilliance - and it surely is brilliant. I will not link you to the site(s) as the content is definitely much too brash for Mara standards. Though if you look at my minipet names and put some research in to it - you may just find him.

He is seriously epic and though his comedy is pretty vulgar he presents even the most foul punchline in an exceptionally intelligent and brilliant manner.

He is not even what most would find extremely attractive, he is skinny, short and fairly nerdy - but he is MY DIRTY NERD.

I recently found out via his Facebook he has a girlfriend. Though I do have a boyfriend also, it irked me. We are both cheating on each other in our relationship that does not exist outside of my mind. I do think it time to seek imaginary couples counseling.

When did we become so dishonest? Why do we seek fulfillment with people who we can touch, talk to and see outside of my mind? It is a sad situation all around, but I still do love him. I think within time we can be what we once were.



Update: The webseries he co-wrote and starred in won the Audience Choice Streamy Award! Wooooo! The countless votes from every computer I could get my hands on was totally worth it.