Looking for my Bella Competition

Hey. I am Eddie Cullen and I sparkle.

This is me:

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I am looking for the Bella to my Eddie.

To enter the competition you MUST:

Be Emo [ ]

Be someone who has never heard of the feminist movement [ ]

Have serious codependency issues [ ]

Be the product of some crazy lady's mind [ ]

Have serious daddy issues [ ]

Be willing to be impregnated with a freak [ ]

Love werewolves (but not as much as sparkly vampires) [ ]

Be willing to lie in a forest and go totes insane when I dump you [ ]

Be a female (not a huge must, but it is a bonus) [ ]

If you have answered yes to at least 5 of the above, send me (the amazing Eddie Cullen) a mail ( title it 'I is be your Bella?' ) with why you think you should be my Bella.

The prize is an eternity of being an Emo, codependent, mother to a freak and wife to a sparkly monster.

(((if you take this entirely seriously go away... I don't want to be your albino luvr)))