Edward Called Me!

Me: Hello
Eddie: Hello there.
Me: Who is this?
Eddie: I am glitzy Edward Cullen.
Me: (silence)
Eddie: Hello?
Me: Um...
Eddie: Say it! Say it out loud. SAY IT!
Me:....
Eddie: *cough*
Me: *Starts cracking up*
Eddie: I AM NOT A MONSTER.
Me: Hello Edward Cullen, can I talk to Rosie?
Eddie: She's hunting.
Me:Crap. How's Bella?
Eddie: Beautiful as always.
Me: Right...
Eddie: Can you leave your window open tonoght?
Me: Oh Gawd..
Eddie: Ok, I like to watch you sleep.
Me: ....
Eddie: You smell like goat cheese, my favorite.
Me: You eat?
Eddie: No.
Me: Why the hell are you calling me, Edward?
Eddie: What Bella doesn't know won't hurt her.
Me: Uh..
Eddie: I can read MINDS
Me: I know
Eddie: So, when I come over tonight...wanna..

Then I hung up